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8 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
37.4 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
🦖 [UPDATE NEWS] Wildcard has confirmed that… absolutely nothing has changed.
Yes, we’re still waiting for the 5.5 Update™, which is currently scheduled for release sometime between now and the heat death of the universe.

In the meantime:

Unreal Engine 10 has been announced. It renders dinosaurs so real, they can apply for mortgages.

Dodorex is nearing retirement and might qualify for Social Security before 5.5 drops.

ARK still runs like a Parasaur on 500 ping.

And yet… we still log in. We still believe. We are survivors. With trust issues.

🎉 But good news!
2x XP weekend again!
Because nothing says "progress" like leveling your character for the 6th time after another surprise wipe.
Hang in there, Survivors. One day, 5.5 will be real. Maybe even before Unreal Engine 11.

#Soon™ | #DinoDreams | #FixTheGameFirst
Posted 5 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
155.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Terraria is one of the best 2d games I have ever played, for a small price of $10.00 you get hours upon hours of entertaining game play. There is so many things to do and many way to finish the game. There are several boss and mini boss fights to finish. It does not require a beefy computer and can be run on a computer with 6 gigabytes of ram very smoothly. 10/10 game you should buy
Posted 22 October, 2021.
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