Guybrush : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter : A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Guybrush : But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter : Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush : A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter : Oh shut up.