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Dota 2 current highest 4.9kmmr
CSGO Legendary Eagle Master
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First dota map: 6.68b 2010 August.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH-kNnq7mFM
>In bible camp
>Asian girl in wheelchair, who is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot, is sitting next to me while we watch a school football game
>I go up to he ask if she's ok and how it happened
>She says yeah and is sad she can't play
>I get a tennis ball and throw it back and forth with her
>Later she texts me she wants to meet up at her house at night while her parents sleep
>Meet the asian in her living room and she has her chair folded in a corner and blanket over her legs so she doesn't seem broken
>2 hours later we're making out and i tear her clothes off, (she gets mad but doesn't care) and ♥♥♥♥ her
>It's hard to control her legs while im knee thrusting, as they are flopping around in one free hand
>Her dad wakes up and starts screaming
>I say "♥♥♥♥,RUN!" amd hop out her window
>Later realise while im running i left her disabled body just lying in the open when her parents found her
jeg røg OVERHOVEDET IKKE.
jeg gør det kraftedme :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLMnX8F45M