Sasha_Smola's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 1:38pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 8:13am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 2:54am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 1:40pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 2:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 7:41am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2016 @ 10:29am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 7:35am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 8:51am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 4:31am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2017 @ 3:05am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2018 @ 9:31am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 12:25am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:28am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 10:21pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 12:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2016 @ 2:58am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 10:50am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 6:03am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 2:39am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 2:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 12:45pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 11:10am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2016 @ 8:06am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2015 @ 4:33am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 12:50pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 8:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:56am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:46am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 11:06am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 9:11am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 1:41pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 2:16am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 31 Aug @ 1:09pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 10:27am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep @ 2:08pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 31 Aug @ 2:04pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2018 @ 6:06am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:51am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

24 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

21 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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