Recent reviews by Sari Maxwell

been playing this game since I was way too young to be playing it, on a computer way too underpowered to handle. This game is legendary, and I doubt anything will knock it down from its legendary status, as it existed at a perfect time, in an unapologetic fashion, and it's all the better for it.

Do I regret ruining my developing brain by playing hyper violent games? ha, don't be silly...

I've been following the game's development since its inception, and I've played the demo when it came out on itch earlier this year. needless to say, I am quite a fan of this game. Seeing it being developed, and watching as all the new stuff comes out for it. I've seen the catacombs go from a stagnant, corridor dungeon into the version it is today. From only two available classes that you'd have to buy from the shopkeeper to three much more fleshed-out classes. from the Slime Diva being the final boss to a frekkin strong as ♥♥♥♥ golem... there's a lot to behold here nowadays~

... that, and the unapologetic lewdness in this game is top notch, lol

I'm gonna be real here... I've curved the "edge" that this game gives off, which is "P*****n but darker and with guns" because, even though I do enjoy it for that and the memes that's made with it, There is just SO much more to this game than that.

The Pals are just such a treat. They're the most enjoyable part of this game for me hands-down. to hell with the people who hate them because of their derivative nature, because even Game Freak copies off of themselves when designing new porkaymans. Tell me, how many pikachus are there now? there's pikachu, pikachu but baby, pikachu but twins, pikachu but squirrel, pikachu but flying squirrel, pikachu but short... like, come on.

The gameplay is a breath of fresh air compared to Packermoon's stagnant turn-based hot mess. when I'm shooting at the local wildlife, I'm not really doing it for the lols, I'm doing it because I'm hunting for materials, or I need to level up, or I need to defend myself from aggro'd pals. I get into the mindset of playing BotW/TotK and ARK, rather than what most poeple think of when they play this game, because when the edge factor and hilarity fades, you get to play this game on its own merits, and it's fekkin incredible.

I'm kinda glad this game doesn't have a story yet, because it makes me feel like I can insert my own story into this game. There's no time limit, no objective, no urgency... you just get to chill with your pals, and build a magnificent base. Sure, you could be the most god awful person and work your pals to death, and I don't have anything against people who do that, lol. But I don't really go that far. I like to work with my pals, pet my pals, help them out when their sanity is low, watch in awe as Dinossom bathes with the cutest dance, like holy fek they're adorable.

I can't wait to see how amazing this game gets as it updates. I can only see it getting better from here~
... unlike Pikermin, which I've given up on it getting any better.

This was made back when Bethesda let other companies make better stories for them.

You're not likely to find a game like this from them ever again... There's no open-world adventure game coming from them that will let you have this much control over the game's story. Though, there definitely ARE games that are as buggy, if not even more buggy as this game unfortunately came out to be... but give Obsidian some slack... they were being handicapped by an inferior engine.

Ah, yes, a classic. I am tempted to quote the many things that have become memes for this game, but you already said them all in your head as you've been reading these reviews, so no need for ME to do that. All I will say is that this game is an absolute blast. I've been playing this game since back when I still had my PS2... those are 100s of hours I'm never getting back, and I don't regret a single one (except maybe the few brutal hours of trying to complete the last mission in the campaign).

So yeah... you already bought this game, and you're just reading the reviews to see what everyone else is saying, so go ahead and read more.

If you were to tweak a few gameplay bits here and there, and completely change Big the Cat's gameplay altogether, then this would be, not just the greatest 3D Sonic games of all time, but the greatest Sonic game period. No seriously, it's RIIIIGHT on the edge of being an utter masterpiece, but barely falls short in certain areas.

I played this game a lot on the Gamecube, more so than I've played it here, especially with the Chao Races. I don't have as much patience with that anymore, so I haven't quite played nearly as much as I used to. Still, if I had all the time in the world, you bet I'd do it all again.

I might not be showing a lot of hours here on Steam, but that's because I've mostly been playing OpenMW, which tends to fix a lot of the issues that I have with this game. With OpenMW, I can gladly say that this is quite the classic. Sure, it's a bit aged, but You gotta admit, the world building in this Elder Scrolls game is something they've never done before, and haven't done since.

Alas, there isn't really anything I can say that hasn't been said before. But honestly, this is one of those games that, if you can get passed the heavily-aged gameplay and visuals, you'll be in for quite the adventure. I've spent more hours in this game than Oblivion and Skyrim combined (again, you can't see it since I've mostly played OpenMW) So needless to say, I like this game. If it had a more modern touch, it would be an utter masterpiece.

Pros: It's Skyrim
Cons: It's Skyrim
Overall: It's frekkin Skyrim.

I didn't pay for VRchat, but I want a full refund.

I played this game a little, but I was waiting to have a better computer before getting back at it again, and eventually having VR too. But now that these guys have decided to pull some anti-consumer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on us, I don't wanna play this anymore. I'm an advocate for mods, especially for social games where "cheating" isn't exactly that big of a deal. I would've likely used mods for this game if they didn't decide to ♥♥♥♥ up. But now that they did... well, their loss.

These guys are a great advertisement for their competitors, as it turns out... I'll be playing ChilloutVR instead.

I never got to play it...