Des on my computer case
Des!: Dude you make yours look like a failed 90's prototype

ベーコン: one of you said the other can't chopstick
ベーコン: asia had the chopsticks
ベーコン: europe had the fork
ベーコン: africa and north/south america had the.....?
ベーコン: rock?



Des!: Lol Matt
Des!: You've gotten 118K EXP on Planetside 2, right?
Des!: I've gotten 660K in the last 2 days
Ryokugyu: ♥♥♥♥
Ryokugyu: thats nuts
Des!: ya
Des!: Not really
Des!: It only means in 80 hours of you playing
Des!: I do as much in 14 hours
Des!: That only mean I'm x5.7 better then you are
Ryokugyu: .... honestly thats something only you would say
Ryokugyu: please never change i loled
Des!: Huh, I was kinda dissapointed though.
Des!: I thought I was much better.
Ryokugyu: LMAO
Des!: Im so sorry


Des!: Rape culture is when you knife somebody and t-bag the corpse.

ベーコン: wait
ベーコン: why did i just do that
ベーコン: I cut through a pencil with my key
ベーコン: now there is saw dust all over me
ベーコン: I want coke
ベーコン: but there is no coke
ベーコン: sad day to be ben


ベーコン: neuter it
ベーコン: that might calm it down.
Grandmaster Of Saith Saithreaper: it is
ベーコン: oh god
ベーコン: balls gone and it still has the will to be like that
ベーコン: what a brave and noble creature

ベーコン:war often increase technological advancement alot because you gotta make the better thing before the other guy.

8:20 PM - ベーコン: Sex is a lot like spreading butter on toast
8:20 PM - ベーコン: you can do it with a credit card
8:20 PM - ベーコン: but it's a lot easier with a knife

8:26 PM - ベーコン: duck tape is silver
8:26 PM - ベーコン: but silence is golden

8:30 PM - ベーコン: I just bought clue: the gang rape edition
8:30 PM - ベーコン: turns out
8:30 PM - ベーコン: they all did it

8:31 PM - ベーコン: They say that the size of a man's feet is connected to the size of his penis
8:32 PM - ベーコン: That just makes the idea of being raped by a clown that much scarier

Des!: i haven't cleaned my microwave in three years
Ryokugyu: THAT AIN'T SANITARY!
Des!: It adds flavor

1:57 AM - Des: i opened a bottle with my VZ 58 magazines
1:57 AM - Ryokugyu: lolwut
1:57 AM - Des: BOTTLE OPENER
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1:57 AM - Ryokugyu: lmao
1:58 AM - Des: https://youtu.be/Tz4F6Z9IOQ4?t=22
1:59 AM - Ryokugyu: multi funcional
1:59 AM - Ryokugyu: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
1:59 AM - Des: you can also throw them at birds to kill them
1:59 AM - Des: like a boomerang
1:59 AM - Des: but it can hold extra boom
2:00 AM - Des: so i guess it would be like a......
2:00 AM - Des: boomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomboomerang

10:41 PM - Des: Why can I remember different kinds of Mosins, but I can't remember Kanji?