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22.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam in a nutshell
-Launch Game
-32.4 seconds of 2 fps cinematics introducing Antimatter Games and Tripwire Interactive
-10 seconds of finding a lobby that has 63/64 people
-After 2 minutes of receiving server data, audio of yelling 16 year olds who have their masters in military strategy arises
-Chooses commander because you "think" you know what you are doing
-Spawned in, 6 squad leaders who also have their masters in military strategy start looking to you for the tactical advice you wish you had
-You start running around yelling stuff over the radio, attempting to simulate Mel Gibson in " We Were Soldiers" (awesome movie by the way, you should check it out)
-You see an enemy and shoot him with your Colt M1911 because...umm....why not. After that you realize that you just killed a friendly because the blue friendly triangle was so, so, clear to see (not)
-Your buthurt teammate then punishes you because you killed them 300 style with your M1911 that you wonder why you're using
-After 3 more friendly fire kills go by, those 6 squad leaders start asking for support (that you do not know how to call)
-You then refer to the Army Field Manual (aka the hotkeys reference within the settings tab). Unable to find the key, you then panic and say "support is on the way!", when there is no such support coming at all
-Your team loses the game because you did not call support. 12 year olds commence their roasting and bantering period. You then panic, say you called support but it "gltiched", and leave the session in utter embarassment.
-Finally you write a review on steam

-Overall 8.6/10
Posted 28 December, 2017. Last edited 25 October, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
860.4 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Too lazy to get up and run for public office? You want to be a General, but you are not physically fit nor mentally capable? Hearts of Iron 4 is just the GAME for you! Why build a wall on the Mexican-American border like Trump wants to do, when you can justify war against them and wait five years for it to finish! Hearts of Iron 4 is very user friendly, it only took me 21 hours to figure out how to start a Naval Invasion. Possibilties are endless on the game. Want to be communist and equal? Just play as the USSR! Do you want to invade a selfless, weak and military-less country! Play as Fascist Germany! So what are you waiting for! Buy this game and you wont need friends or a girlfriend! It's not like you have them anyway because you are thinking of buying this game.
Posted 15 October, 2016. Last edited 15 October, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8,857.2 hrs on record (72.9 hrs at review time)
Really good game, you just have to get use to some mechanics. Overall, i give the game a 8/10.
Posted 4 January, 2016.
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