BitesTheDust
Leivur
Faroe Islands
Gigavaxxer.
Gigavaxxer.
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7.7 Hours played
Was ok until the 3rd run, then got boring real freaking quick(reason why I dropped this travesty of a video game).

I don't care if it's an ever expanding story if I just replay the same freaking ♥♥♥♥ for 3 stages in a row until I get to the freaking boring hydra(Don't care if I didn't even make it to main freaking guy(Hades(the main boss/the dude the game is based on)).
I mean tbh just the freaking most disappointing rogue-lite I ever played(I played like 2), the reason being it hits you with something promising and then it just gets boring after a while... Like I'm expected to freaking finish this travesty... (7.6 hours worth of gameplay at the most.) within 20 hours'ish(google it).

I mean hey, if you disagree that's fair I guess(not that you support a bad game(it's mid actually)).
I don't have any f'ing need to justify this subpar histoplasmic/parasitic "storytelling" via. gameplay. There's no real problem with the story telling, it's just very boring...

If you tell me to play The Binding of Issac to get a better grip of the "Masterful innovative storytelling of Hades (The more you play the more you learn gameplay)", that's like... your opinion man(it's wrong btw + I won't play it(atheist)) :).
I guess in the end we just disagree... which means I win(Unlike Zagreus)....

Worst Greek game since God of War, Nordic Myth sweep.

6.7/10 It has a little something for everyone.

EDIT: Fixed some of the grammar/layout. + forgot the score lol.
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Lainaya✨ 2 Apr @ 12:17pm 
+rep nice person!, include me
Maladar 17 Mar @ 12:50pm 
Skillful play
Snowdweller 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm 
tactical brilliance
Penin 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:39am 
+rep great fighter
Maunos 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:22am 
Deagle clutch
Saithimeena 1 Jun, 2024 @ 10:25am 
chill and fun to play with