Attention all visitors to this profile:

This man is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

Ahh I see, another Joe fan from Impractical Jokers...

Lol boy yo ass look like u sleep at the goodwill stop it lol u mad or nahhhh and yes she is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but looks wayyyyyyy better than u lol sad ♥♥♥♥ and your jokes are corny asl ya pale ass in need of sunlight lookin ass go sit yo hotdogs smelling ass down somewhere n pratice on roasting dodo crumbs having ass ♥♥♥♥♥ you look like u smell like old mop water ♥♥♥♥♥ yo mama probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u when u was little u know yall into dat incest ♥♥♥♥ lol angry bird lookin ass ♥♥♥♥♥ u look like u got down syndrome ♥♥♥♥ eyed ass and a big mac??? Are u retarded 😂😂😂😂 lol tell yo mom to stop making fat ♥♥♥♥♥ cassarole all da damn time n pay attention to your lil ♥♥♥♥ syndrome disorder. ♥♥♥♥♥ I bet u wear new balances lol😂😂😂😂♥♥♥♥♥ u look like slim Jesus n u listen to him too lol😂😂😂

VAPING GOT ME LAID!!!! To all of you who said it would never work, who said I was lame for using a healthy smoking alternative, here's to you! And to all the other nice guys who think they'll never get the girl, maybe my tale can bring you some hope:) So I was at a friends birthday party and got talking to this nice girl (who was a 6/10, (would've been an 8/10 but i heard she wasnt a virgin)), and well one thing led to another and suddenly we found ourselves in a room together, talking about how we both hated hookup culture and drinking. 30 seconds later her panties where off! (Noticed they were soaked through too by the way).The sex was even better than I thought it'd be! So this is the story of how a few innocent vape tricks led to a night of pure euphoria. This goes to show that some women DO have redeeming qualities. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!! :)

yuki thinks he is hot ♥♥♥♥ because he vapes and ♥♥♥♥♥ milfs


that's because he is :)

Ingredients

1 cup all-purpose flour, spooned and leveled
2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
2 large eggs
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, melted
Maple syrup and butter, as desired, for serving

Directions

Preheat waffle iron according to manufacturer's instructions. In a large bowl, whisk flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt; set aside.
In a small bowl, whisk milk and eggs; pour over flour mixture, and whisk gently to combine (don't overmix). Gently whisk in butter.
Following manufacturer's instructions, cook waffles until deep brown and crisp. (For a standard waffle iron, pour a generous 1/2 cup of batter into center, spreading to within 1/2 inch of edges, and close; waffle will cook in 2 to 3 minutes.) Serve warm, with maple syrup and butter, as desired.