You're so poggers babe
When you first rejected me I was Pepehands
But when you told me you were kapping
I was so happy to be jebaited
Im OMEGALUL but you love me no matter what
Together we can live a life free of Weirdchamps just you and me babe

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It's COOL to be autistic!
Post this on the wall of an autistic friend and tell them how COOL they are

Hardstuck green rank jin. Don't forget to rematch when playing this guy. so much fun lol

You see lads, by only jacking my ♥♥♥♥ to Hentai I’ve transcended the human capacity to become aroused to visual stimuli. The very utterance of the Japanese language is enough to make me diamonds, and things as mundane as an exceptionally curvy line for pre to force its way through the fabric of my jeans. During the day I’m a normal looking guy, but the moment I get home I dump all my notebook paper on my bed, douse myself in paint, and throw myself on the fallen leaflets pretending to be a 2D boy.

My mom leaves me dinner, but 3D food disgusts me, so instead I take pictures of the food, print them out, and eat the paper. “Itadeckymass” I grumble through tears as the rough laminated paper lacerates my esophagus. My waifu is a cardboard cutout of Megumin, but last week we broke up after I told her that cardboard is actually 3D. I’m heartsick, but I’m true to who I am. I’ve been fapping the entire time you’ve been reading this actually, and the fact that you just visualized this means that I’m jacking off in your head. I’ve truly transcended.

Wyd after smoking this

hey girl i you like ramen? cause i can give u some raw men

listen up buttboy first of all is ur name jeff? because i know a kid at the bus stop who used get beat up all the time because he had a fanny pack full of pudding packs and you sound just like him. second of all riddle me this if you take a yomi and mix it together witha minerva what do you get? a girl who could beat you up. kid you just write like you get beat up a lot whats ur favote movie to get beat up to? jungle2 jungle? tim allen get u moist for a good beat down. anyways im off topic. just stop getting beat up

Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, i aint the sharpest tool in the shed.

when you grapefruit your man, he has to be blindfolded. there's no and's, if's, but's about it. why? you came to the bedroom with a grapefruit what is your man going to say? what are you going to do with that, is that gonna burn, and all that other things. you don't want any of that, so this is what you do. say baby you know what, tonight, I wanna do something a little freakier. I wanna ♥♥♥♥ yo ♥♥♥ blindfolded. now your man gonna blindfold himself if he knows he's gonna get some head. so now, your man is in the bed, you have the grapefruit already prepared under the bed, he smells the citrus in the air, he thinks you have on some victoria's secret or something he has no idea. and what you're gonna do is be a woman of your word. now you have to get his ♥♥♥♥♥ erect so what you're gonna do is suck his ♥♥♥♥ , just like you said you were gonna do. (cod zombie-esque sucking noises) SHSLURPUPAUPASRLURUHGHUHUSHUUHUHURHUHURSRSKUKSURURRKLURRURURJHHUHHUHUURP

get better internet :s

whats with the big brain dawg?

whats with the lag dawg?

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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, I WOULD COME SAVE YOU BECAUSE I AM
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