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26 of 43 (60%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 3:10pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:56am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 15 May, 2016 @ 1:05pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 3:31pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 3:49pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 3:57pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:06pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2016 @ 8:13am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:46am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:53am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 1:11pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 1:10pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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