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nice

you can commit crimes against humanity

kill ur friends

Welcome to Stellaris! Main attractions:
SPACE SLAVERY

SPACE UN!

SPACE BOMBING OF GHAZA STRIPE!

SPACE WHALING!

SPACE CRIMES AGAINST LIFE!

Pros:
Amazing mechanics, a lot of flavor and small events that bring your empire life.

Cons: Mechanics seem a little overbearing at first, but you can certainly get it going if you take some time to learn through videos on YouTube.

Overall, 10/10, I played it back in pre-2.2 and just came back for another round at 2.7.x and it's a blast! Regarding DLCs, though, it's preferable to get them when they're on sale. This applies to most Paradox Titles.

I've discovered Lord of the Rings back in 2017, and since then I was amazed by the amazingly complex lore and Tolkien's genius. This game features really simple gameplay (although the keyboard mapping needs some improvements, I've had to reconfigure a lot of it), and yet it does not stall with time. The guerilla warfare against the forces of Mordor is a nice factor for immersion, and the game is really promising.

Aside from the nostalgia, this is a great series, and the love I've given it back in 2010 is the same I'm giving it now. Aside from some minor launch bugs (audio, login troubles et cetera), it is 100% worth it's price.

i was horny

people dont like it when you explode them so explode them and win

This is a masterpiece. The small pieces of lore scattered around along with the exceptional gameplay make this game a shining jewel of the Soulsborne games. It certainly takes time to adjust, and an unprecedented amount to master, but it IS worth it. Remember, hit the gold bracelets and RUN!

I've just learnt how to play this game. I can already see my life fading away as I sink more and more hours in this game. I've removed kebab. I've seen countless sieges. I've quarantined several ports and left men to die. I've mothballed all my forts and ultimately lost the game just so I could sate my thirst for shekels. Please help