Is this thing on?

You there man?

+rep cause hes a freaky lil thang

*Gulp*

Thanks for the fun time at the CS LAN ;)

Don't trust this guy. After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a nice guy. We talked for the next few months and became good friends. Lots of joking, lots of gaming and most importantly a good friendship. Until one day he invited me to his house to play cs on lan. I said I would and he said he was looking forward to meeting me in real life. When I got there, he threw me against the wall and started licking my ear while choking me, and I could feel a hard ♥♥♥♥ in my leg. I punched the guy and ran out of there. Turns out this bastard is gay and he's been fooling me this whole time