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499.8 hrs on record (439.9 hrs at review time)
***Your first experience playing the game***

Sector 1: "Okay, I just gotta get to the other side"

Sector 2: "Does it really matter which route I take... I'll just stick to civilian sectors for now"

Sector 3: "A few enemies, not too bad... maybe I should up the difficultly?"

Sector 4: "Oh cool! A store! I can buy some upgrades. I probably don't need shields yet"

Sector 5: "What is 'ABS DANGER'?- OH MY GOD THE SHIP IS BURNING, WE'VE LOST ALL OXYGEN AND POWER ALSO THERE IS A MASSIVE HOLE ON THE SIDE OF MY SHIP... ARE!! THEY!! BOARDING ME TOO!?!"

Sector 6: *phew* "I can't believe I made it out of that alive! *Ship's hull is at 10%* Wait...why can't jump to the exit from here?"

Sector 7: *Your ship drifts off into the void*

Sector 8: **I'll just let you know now, if you get here you aren't ready for the ♥♥♥♥ storm you're about to face. Good luck though!
Posted 12 November, 2020.
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1,422.9 hrs on record (1,070.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
My goch you guys, this game is off the hook! Did you try it, its CS? It's like brand new or something. So you can still get a high score, what an like, that. I mean, it's like so easy. I love CS, CS is like so important. I like the forests, I like the future. And like, CS is like so nice and this game is all about CS. And like, I love CS. It's hard and like, you can do so many things you guys.
Posted 7 March, 2020.
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31.6 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
I recommend this game.
Posted 10 August, 2013.
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