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Dear Employees of Valve and Gabe

your actions have me cut.

fifteen bucks I paid for this game

out of which I have been shut.

Whilst having a good time on Assault

winning, mucking about.

a message popped up on my screen

and my connection just timed out!

I admit, the thought of a comp ban had me quite pale,

I spammed the rejoin button ten times to no avail!

While I could not play at all

the second half I could spectate,

I watched those silvers smash my team

sixteen rounds to eight!

And as the game ended

I was kicked to the start screen,

I turned a sickly shade of green

as valve spoke in words mean:

"I'm awful sorry you got dropped

from that game of Assault,

our netcode is not quite right,

BUT THIS WAS CLEARLY YOUR FAULT.

You'll be deranked for that losing streak

you shallow little geek,

WE HAVE BANNED YOU,

SO LONG MATE,

SEE YOU IN A WEEK!"