Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
ㅤ* Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!