SumDumKid
Mmmm   California, United States
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Purple Phantom
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The problem of being faster than light... is that you can only live in darkness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkaPIickd_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euw02lwqf50
https://youtu.be/8wUixhV13gI

PC Specs:
Who cares?

Dark Souls Names

Moist Papi
Rundas
Dork Knyte
Onion Ring
PUTYOURGRASSESON
Father Humid

And finally, a poem:

Incognito

Box of tissues, bag of Cheetos
Open Google (incognito)
Lift the laptop off my flab
Open yet another tab
Prepare for a one-handed mission
Get into a good position
Fill the bar with different clips
'Horny milf with puffy nips'
'Naughty schoolgirl needs a spanking'
Classic stuff to keep me wanking
And yet I'm extra frisky
Dare I be a little risky?
Click the label tagged "extreme"
Midgets getting double-teamed!
Soon I feel myself succumb
Push a digit up my bum
Horror turns to strange arousal
Guilty tension in my trousers
As I take another peep
Shemales fisting elbow-deep!
No longer shocked I fap unhindered
Watching old men getting fingered
At last I cannot hold it in;
Wipe what's wayward off my chin
Close the laptop, go to sleep
Hope the scars don't run too deep.
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alwayslast 29 May, 2022 @ 8:33pm 
sus
RealFknNito 22 Apr, 2022 @ 5:07pm 
Git gud scrub, needing to 2v1 an invader is laughable
ThatPersianCoin 29 Apr, 2020 @ 3:32am 
You guys are out of your mind! Was fun invading and goofing off with you, twas I Crone of Lothric. Heres to more fun in the future.
Stepino 12 Apr, 2019 @ 12:58am 
Nice profile bro:bloodstain2:
Ghalahad0610 1 Jul, 2018 @ 11:36pm 
i esd the host that died falling through the elevator ;-;
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