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Funniest chat ever! with Tex:
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: HOLY *****
Texlow: WHERE
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: NORWAY
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: ITS LIKE SPAIN DAMMIT
Texlow: OKAY
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: i thought it would be colder than the sun
Texlow: no lol
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: its like im melting
Texlow: r u a witch?
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: Maybe? :_:
Texlow: ohhh i get it, u accidentally drank some water due to the hydrating heat. yet because ur a witch u is melting.
Texlow: just like the ice in my drink *le sad cry*
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: Damn, how did you guess that right !? Are you a Wizard? IS there something i should know??
Texlow: im Hairy plopper
Texlow: the strongest wizard of dem all
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: :O
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear after all these years
Texlow: yup
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: i thought you were ded :O
Texlow: nah i went on murray and the jeremy kyle show
Texlow: turns out i wasnt ur father after all
Texlow: instead, i found out i was ur mother
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: :O
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: How the..
Texlow: lol idek
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: xD
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: beutiful chat
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: tex
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: beatiful
Texlow: why dont you take a picture of it
Texlow: a souviner of yr trip to spain/norway/the sun
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: Yea, and i only did it in minutes
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: maybe world record for a witch
Texlow: nah that rewards allready been given to justin beiber
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: :O
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: fck him
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: IT WAS my record;--;
Texlow: oh dear
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: what?:O
Texlow: deer*
Texlow: Theres a deer in the woods
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: and a moose
Texlow: i was literally just thinking that
Texlow: ♥♥♥♥ u get out of my mind
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: xD i said im a witch! Do you belive me now?
Texlow: nah no rly
Texlow: sorry but im to cool to trust fagolas
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: :0 what can i do to make you belive me?
Texlow: do a flip
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: a side flip it is
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: Dune
Texlow: ew no i dont want anything on the side
Texlow: dume
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: what then!
Texlow: a back flip lolel
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: ok wait, gotta put my phone down
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: done
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: it hurt tho
Texlow: gj
Texlow: proud of u
Texlow glad
[ShiLeg] ExP l SleatMear: Thanks, hurt my ankle tho, but i did it for hairy plopper.