Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.
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Don't remember what you can infer.
-- Harry Tennant
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th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!

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"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"
-- Zippy
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You have to admit that it's difficult to misplace the Perl sources. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29

hahah zewsa zabanili xD

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