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Planet Claire has pink hair.
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there.
No one has a head....

The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"

Was there a time when dancers with their fiddles
In children's circuses could stay their troubles?
There was a time they co

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get vacd idiot

Schwifty2k 7 Mar @ 6:58pm
-rep trash silver who lost to a trash ♥♥♥♥

+rep
Kind person who has responded to help. A friend, let you always be lucky!

+rep fast and easy trader

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