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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
21.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Alive Was Core system of stalker series,
By that i mean:
>npc & mutants presistance
>offline combat and world simulation
>RNG quests from groups
>npc moving from place to place on their own & "leveling up"

Its not here:
instead we got enemies spawned 100m from players when they travel
the best example is the sphere where u can "farm" soldiers for infinite time


Expect call of duty type campaing - it is not tactical survival like other games
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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172.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
We dealt with 2 billion bugs in less than 24 hours, did Sony really think we'd let one corporate entity get in our way of spreading managed democracy?

Game Bought since Sony Automatons SQUASHED!!

GLORY TO SUPER EARTH
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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110 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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112.8 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Got a cat here. Friends passing by can touch her and click Like to pet her once. Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets :)
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Posted 6 July, 2023.
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2,223.8 hrs on record (1,037.4 hrs at review time)
Before I played this, I had a small wee wee, no girlfriend and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.
DO WARCRIMES NOW
Posted 20 March, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
24.7 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Not worth it
Posted 10 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hello Fellow Internet Users:
>be me, good guy
>plug on VR
>see hooman
>KILL
>I NEEED KILLLLL
>good job have this shiny rocket launcher
>make warcrimes on civilian population

And its just after 3rd room

Buy it now
Posted 18 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.7 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
multiplayer dont work 90% of time
gameplay too simplified
Posted 18 May, 2022.
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205.3 hrs on record (73.4 hrs at review time)
dev team is probably trolling
Posted 14 November, 2021. Last edited 28 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.5 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:

6 tablespoons unsalted butter

1/2 cup white sugar

1/2 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup water

1/4 teaspoon cinnamon

1 pinch salt

5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced

1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:

Preheat oven to 220 degrees C (440 degrees F).

Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.

Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.

Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.

Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.

Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.
Posted 4 July, 2021. Last edited 20 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
123.3 hrs on record (91.2 hrs at review time)
This game is farming simulator, fishing game , or dungeon crawler....
Posted 15 April, 2021.
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