Recent reviews by Sir Von Kekenstein

Didn't get Tf2 Hat 0/10

The Super Smash Bros. of PC

Pay 2 wins are my favoooooooooooooooooooooorite....
♥♥♥♥ game in order to get good stuff you have to buy your way to the top and not play with people who p2w as well.....
NOT TOUCHING THIS EVER AGAIN

Found founder in match, kicks me and then proceeds to ban me from steam discussion for this game
What may I have done you ask?
I suggested that the game could be a little more fast paced as it's to slow currently.
Thanks!,
The Ref
Edit: Might be taken down from the founder who kicked and banned me. I won't be changing my review unless I get an apology and an unban. Cheers!

I know I don't have a lot of hours in this game but trust me I have enough to write this review. Contagion is one of the worst zombie co-op games I've ever played. Once you die you become a zombie cool huh? Wrong If your playing on large maps (most are) you get lost and will never find a survivor to kill. All those people saying that it doesn't deserve the bad reviews they say how good it is how come they have so little hours?
Case Closed
4.7/10

Planet Snoop Dogg
-The end

Starts up
Doesn't pop up
Closes
Still says I'm running
11/10 would run when not running

Didn't Starve died from bees
11/10 Ign

Had to survive 5 minutes to write this review
Pure ♥♥♥♥
Made me deaf
I cried
RUSSIANS
RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE

Got on horse
Rode Horse into battle
Flew half way across the map
cut someones head off in the process
11/10 Would fly half way across the map again