meri kurisumasu

I sexually identify as a Graphics Card. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering 144 frames per second on stunning games. People say to me that a person being a Graphics Card is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an aluminum heatsink, two 8-pin connectors and a PCI-E x16 connector on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “RTX 2080ti” and respect my status at RGBT community and my right to require 260 Watts of power. If you can’t accept me you’re a GPUphobe and need to check your Graphics Card privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

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