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19 of 44 (43%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 3:06pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 9:48am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 7:34am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 4:58am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 5:01am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 9:51am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2018 @ 8:32am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 5:00am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 9:50am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 3:59pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:26pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:00am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:06am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:05am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:09am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 8:01am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:49am



Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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