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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 7:59pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:14pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 8:03pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 5:36pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 8:13pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 8:13pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:47pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 6:03pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:12pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:12pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:33pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2013 @ 12:04pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:09pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 6:59pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:08pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:17pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:18pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 8:03pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 4:51pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 7:42pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 4:35pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 12:39pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 5:54pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:09pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:39pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 6:18pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 8:13pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 4:30pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:33pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:41pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 9:25am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:48pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 5:40pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 2:48pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 7:12pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2013 @ 8:15pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 3:55pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 12:45pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:16pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 6:18pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 2:38pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 12:34pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 4:03pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 7:29pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 6:16pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 8:05pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2013 @ 11:57am



Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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