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✦ Dallas 17 May, 2020 @ 11:47pm 
It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute,
flyboy!
-- Princess Leia Organa
🤐
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big
store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable
prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home
center. And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all
over the United States.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"

😫
"`Er, hey Earthman...'
`Arthur,' said Arthur.
`Yeah, could you just sort of keep this robot with you and
guard this end of the passageway. OK?'
`Guard?' said Arthur. `What from? You just said there's no
one here.'
`Yeah, well, just for safety, OK?' said Zaphod.
`Whose? Yours or mine?'"

- Arthur drawing the short straw on Magrathea.

🤠
Simon: "It's been a big day, with the abduction and all."
😪
papa formadas 4 Apr, 2020 @ 11:49am 
Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.
PRONTO A COMER
MackSilva 13 Dec, 2019 @ 11:05am 
granda cromo
󠀡󠀡 7 Nov, 2019 @ 8:05am 
-rep
Torres 7 Nov, 2019 @ 6:17am 
Nice skins dude
ⓐⓢⓣⓡⓞⓝⓐⓤⓣ 23 Oct, 2019 @ 10:18am 
Amote mais que tudo bff <3 escrevi amo-te junto porque nada nos separa!!!
solo 23 Oct, 2019 @ 7:23am 
2 podem jogar esse jogo ;D have fun
Bári 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:16pm 
P U T A
󠀡󠀡 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:16pm 
P U T A
kush 29 Jun, 2018 @ 2:19pm 
-rep cheats
gilbert 24 Mar, 2018 @ 12:48pm 
-rep cheats
bábá 24 Mar, 2018 @ 11:56am 
Assinado por bábá :NeoPanda:
Bomba 24 Feb, 2018 @ 11:39am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WH
Sibilámoina 5 Feb, 2018 @ 11:11am 
FILHO DA PUTA QUE SEJA A ULTIMA VEZ
Torres 2 Jan, 2018 @ 10:26am 
Ainda há stock de big mac?
Mr Mojo Risin 29 Dec, 2017 @ 11:17am 
-rep atrasado mental
kyou 狂 26 Jul, 2017 @ 1:49pm 
melhor cu que ja vi e as tetas nao eram mas 8\8 would masterb8
Slend 20 Jun, 2017 @ 4:15am 
-rep wallhack
Nibba in a ♥♥♥♥♥ 14 Jun, 2017 @ 2:29am 
+rep wall hacker
Balint57™ 9 May, 2017 @ 5:10am 
aim
Balint57™ 9 May, 2017 @ 5:10am 
aim
zzz wyk 22 Apr, 2017 @ 7:04am 
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