How to perform a transorbital lobotomy

You will need:

2 ice picks

1 rubber mallet

Step 1: either knock out or sedate your victim

Step 2: open one of the eyes of the victim

Step 3: insert one ice pick above the eye.

Step 3: hammer it in.

Step 5: Wave it haphazardly from left to right

Step 6: repeat on other side.

Congratulations! You no longer can feel most emotions, nor can you have much short-term memory. However, the memory of disturbing bloody entities impregnating me with their tendrils that squirm and lobe me like a lobster in a hot pot of water. ouch ow chihuahua my matter may melt /;(. Thats how they cook the lobster animal, while its living! They creatures have claws similar to a lobster but they are sweaty and they are going to snap my head off with them. If i go to bed with my feet out of the blacket (arms, etcetera,) they can access my vessel, however if i submerge oneself in blankets and pillows well their spirits are not strong enough meaning their spiritual energy was weak when they were humans. If they were strong enough (Like a farmer, construction worker, soldier in their past life) then they might knock over a pillow, mothing too bad, only bad if the blanket is wet, because spirits can travel through water-ridden-fabric; that is why spirits can traverse throughout our realm because of the microscopic water droplets in the air and oxygen we breathe