Recent reviews by Lifeless Rodent

The AI's stupidity can be summed up as yelling at a stubborn child with a learning disorder to do a simple task. But this is early 2000s technology we are talking about so I will give some slack. Aside from the AI, this game is amazing.

I wish I played this way earlier. Also very good game for budget gamers especially if your PC is archaic. Lots of replayability of a few buckaroos.

DX and furry with tv box head made reviews on this game. Head bobbing makes you sick but you can turn it off. Very short story for what you get. Cinematics were top notch and the idea was very good, just bad execution.

Non weeb version of goblin slayer simulator.

Amazing Devs still support this old game.

I remember playing this game on Kongregate during middle school. Man oh man it's like time traveling to the good ole days. ♥♥♥♥ gives me a good adrenaline boost. Definitely considering buying all the other chapters.

Funny moments and good graphics but ♥♥♥♥ gameplay and balance. This is Dark Souls but Russian, buggy, and vodka.

Should be game of the year because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, that's all.

Crappy game because of microtransactions, confusing user interface, and the annoying daily rewards thing.