penits

One time RushRuin was my UberEats delivery driver. He showed up an hour late, called me an ♥♥♥♥♥ over text, and when I opened the door he was eating my burger. Then he dunked all my fries in my drink one by one shouting “daddy’s thirsty” in a terribly racist Indian accent.

hours in mordhau: 2,800
time active in comp scene: 3 years
total winnings: 2,450 natural disasters avoided and prevented.
thanks: non needed.
rush: ruin

Sasageyo! Sasageyo! Shinzou wo sasageyo!
Subete no gisei wa ima kono toki no tame ni!

hey bro, wanna stare into eachothers eyes with the front bottoms playing on our phones in the background? i have this dream i was hitting my dad with a baseball bat... and you were ok ok... i'll do the pushups...

rushruin has 2,429 hours on mordhau. rushruin has double that defending land around the world from natural disasters. you can thank him, but he won't care. he's a hero and a hero doesn't need praise.