RumHam
Rumham
 
 
Rum Ham noun
noun: rum ham; plural noun: rum hams

Joint of a pig coming from the hind legs. This is them soaked in alcoholic spirit distilled from sugar-cane residues or molasses (Rum) for a period of time, combining the flavours to create a Rum Ham

"Would you stop bein so dramatic?!?!....WAINAMINUT....WAINAMINUT...WHERES DE RUM HAAAAM?!?!"
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n30x^ 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10pm 
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aronmonkey 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am 
this guy is in love with Squeek
hes little slave
Squeek 29 Aug, 2018 @ 2:44am 
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Squeek 22 May, 2018 @ 4:24am 
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Squeek 11 Apr, 2018 @ 7:34pm 
You've stolen my vibrator for the last time. You think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hammering away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? Guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin.
Love, Mom.
Squeek 17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:11pm 
My deeply perverted desire for gator penis once again landed me in hot water. What started as an innocent interest in reptiles grew to an unmanageable lust for all things cold blooded and scaly. I was warned time and time again. Did I listen when they found me licking toads and fondling chamelons? No I did not. I threw caution to the wind and continued my search for the perfect reptilian lover. Sure there were dangers and incompatibilities. But we made it work. In retrospect I wish we took more hygiene precautions and I should have known a snakeskin condom wouldn't hold up to our rambunctious mud ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But in the heat of the moment who dwells upon kidney destroying swamp diseases when they are trying to rub one more out with their dream gator? Thanks for all who have been supportive and screw all those who have turned up their noses at our forbidden love.