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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:04am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:18am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:22am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 2:53pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:05pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:27pm

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:38pm

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:41pm

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:30am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:42am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:51am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:57am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:40am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:45am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:37am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:16pm

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:03pm

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:38pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:11pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:30pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:38pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:36pm

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:38pm

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:35pm

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:16am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:05pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:27am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:24am

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:26am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:56pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 2:36pm



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.