Technology is a constand battle between manufacturers producing bigger and
more idiot-proof systems and nature producing bigger and better idiots.
-- Slashdot signature
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High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed
on the forehead.
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Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
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Misfortune, n.:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Then here's to the City of Boston,
The town of the cries and the groans.
Where the Cabots can't see the Kabotschniks,
And the Lowells won't speak to the Cohns.
-- Franklin Pierce Adams
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In the Beginning

It was a nice day.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
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