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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35am

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Push It

Push the button. A lot.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:16am

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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