Never argue with an idiot - They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience

War doesn't decided who is right......only who is left.

Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still so i don't have to aim so hard!

When all else fails, Rage Quit!

If i had all the time in the world I've spent trying to explain things to women......

GUNS DO NOT KILL PEOPLE!.......But they sure help.....

Failure is not falling down, but staying down.

*Looks at your life* *Facepalms* Ha Ha, Oh Wow....

Bang your head in the name of SCIENCE!

"Economic castration" - Drunken, angry, Verace Kenkome

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?