-rep 73 year old bird buys him Shrimp games revives, I’d T-bone your motor home in a heartbeat

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roy

Hey man its been a while how are you doi-
Oh no...something's wrong
...what's happening??
Oh no...is it a full moon?
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Wolf voice: hello my dear

real ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep the Manchester tickler

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep congratulations on becoming the head of the micro penis committee!

This person is a very lovely individual.

he will spin on your ♥♥♥♥ for cs skins

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Hi Royal

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. I really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that I should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students eating habits, but I reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I'm pretty sure I watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

Is everything going okay at home? Is your jaw okay? Please let me know I can be of any support.

weird person with even weirder friends

Be careful with this user, said he would do ''cartwheels on the D'' for some World of Warcraft coins

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SUB HYPPPEEE, YOU GET THE CAP EMOTES AAAND LINKAAAAAGE! WELCOME, TO THE TRU3MUNITY

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone u care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

-rep absolutely toxic and smelly ass killer main. Please uninstall the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I am begging you with all my heart, I will personally pay you money to never camp and slug an amazing swf like mine ever again. So unfun. SO not epic. Have fun at the top page of reddit tomorrow!!! You're done kid.

-rep stupid mong needs to stop turning up to funerals in gimp suits

2,003 h

your mum has proper dingleberries

twitch.tv/xQcOW

Here in my garage, just bought this new lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Steam Hills. But you know what I like more than single discounts? Steam Sales In fact, I’m a lot more proud of two new Steam Sales that I had to get installed to hold twelve thousand new discounts on Steam. It’s like what i say, “the more you discount, the more you earn.”

I taught him 'bout the wires
Showed the boy how to scan
I showed him every task that he didn't understand, woah, oh
And then I shot him cold
And I found me an alibi
And we're building the trust
An undying friendship that is meant to be crushed
Hey, hey, and then I make my get away
One, two, three, count all the crewmates deceived
'Cause I'm the best impostor that you're ever gonna see
One, two, three, the bodies all drop on me
They walk into the room, but they never ever leave
I'll find you, I'll hunt you down to kill you
I'll sabatoge the whole crew
To make you all go crazy
It's easy for me
I turned off all the lights so that nobody could see
Camping out in Electric, do impostor duties
Flick, flick

+rep best British with a wider willy than putin

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bite your face off and shove it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mommy's boy now shut your mouth and ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know something you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Birmingham, Smethwick, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bic-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE OFF. I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIG MAN YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE OFF.

>lost to me as germany, me as poland i encircled his entire army in kaliningrad, LOL
> Also got destroyed by boredom as france, like how?

+rep cool ig, but hes down bad for patrick star and hes british...

I appreciate Royal so much but NA East servers aren't treating him well... I swear that I would give my life for this boy so if you're reading this as killer, back off with your tunneling or I'll find you and hunt you down. ¬__¬

Love youu Charlie!!

+rep twitch title says best survivor EU and while i cannot confirm such a bold claim the skill he displays assures i cannot deny it either

very much a tank

fonneh xD

Liar, he says he lives in a country that doesn't even exist

Went to his house, sat down and watched Spongebob.
20 minutes in and he hands me a drink.
I drink it and think nothing of it.
Get really sleepy and want to go home about 5 minutes later.
He grabs me and drags me upstairs.
I can't move.
Last thing I remember is being thrown on a bed.
Woke up next day not being able to walk properly.

8/10 Spongebob was good.
+rep Would go again

-rep has a skill issue

-rep tunneled me the whole game i think he should be banned from the game or atleast banned from playing killer as all he does is tunnel and end the game for certain survivors just trying to enjoy the game, avoid at all costs, also he moris off first hook, although despite his horrendous actions he does say gg at the end of the game.

choc boc

Fun to Play with him/Her/IT.