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Recent reviews by Gov,nor GR££N☕

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
120.2 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This takes that boring cliche horror game trope of exploring spooky dark hallways and makes it fun by allowing the player to goof off with there friends with childish things while giving you a simple but fun challenge of exploring for loot scattered in randomly generated dungeons to keep your corrupt company pleased with each quota getting higher and higher
Posted 20 January. Last edited 13 February.
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65.5 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
This game is like a friend you used to know but every time you hear about him the story gets more worse honestly this game is unfinished you would need to give this game a one year break waiting for the slow QoL and missing bits and bobs and maybe it'll be a few hours of joy
Posted 22 September, 2023. Last edited 17 March.
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122 people found this review helpful
94 people found this review funny
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915.7 hrs on record (59.8 hrs at review time)
THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU'LL EVER PLAY, THE GAME IS ABOUT THE FALL OF HUMANITY AFTER GOING TO WAR WITH SPY BALLOONS CAUSING A GLOBAL WAR THAT EFFECTED HUMANITY AND THE WORLD SO MUCH IT CAUSED THEM TO EVOLVE BACK INTO MONKEY-LIKE CREATURES CALLED "CHIMPS" COMMIT WAR CRIMES BY FIRING AIR STRIKES AND NUKES OR EFFECT THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY BURNING RUBBER BALLOONS, SOAK THE BATTLEFIELD AND RUBBER WITH ACID AND EXPLODING CHUNKS OF BALLOON SKINS AROUND THE OCEAN CAUSING POLLUTION AND CLIMATE CHANGE, THOSE'S LITTLE RUBBER CONDOM BASTARD ARE GOING TO RIDE MY LITERAL FURY ROOSTER OF WAR IF I HAD A SON I WOULD RAISE HIM UP WITH THIS GAME GETTING HIM READY FOR THE DARK FUTURE AHEAD.
Posted 21 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
257.6 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Remind me to update this review after i reach 500 hours.
Posted 4 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
472.1 hrs on record (117.2 hrs at review time)
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃❗
Posted 26 January, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
This DLC lets be become something i'm not, Well fit and packing alot of orange.
Posted 24 December, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
778.3 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
*Biscuit Clicker
Posted 23 December, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
269.7 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Its ok.
Posted 27 November, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
You can rotate as a shark while butchering the aquatic life of Port Clovis
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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