A dragon walks into a bar and charms a certain grey lion.

Cute floof

A guy walks into a bar and sees a SIGN that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand JOB: $10.00

He CHECKS his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand JOBS?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash YOUR frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Yeah
I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong?
Gimme a sign
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is love?
What is love?
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I can't see you online but yer online, so odd

I'll lenny face you