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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in a swamp
If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stump,
Say Shrek Shrek oh how you get so green Shrek Shrek oh what's your favorite cuisine,
I eat Frogs and Dogs and Dungbeetle pie, sometimes i eat croissants and i don't know why.
Give me mud be my bud but don't mean no dud, I'll be wearing this vest 'cause i'm an original stud.
Fi Fi Fei Fei Fo Fo Fum Shrek ain't no average ogre son.
3 kids Here's what i build a house of den and then i put humpty hump together again,
O'l Pinokkio's nose keeps on getting longer, but me and my donkey we'll be getting stronger,
Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood Shreks in town yo he knows what's up,
If you're looking for rhymes put away that book, nothing is better then shrek 'cause this ogre can rap
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had nothing much to do.
He sat around and ate all day
in the Cincinnati Zoo.
Born in Texas in ninety-nine,
to Ohio then he went.
He only lived there sixteen months,
before his life was spent.
He was a massive silver back,
largest gorillas known.
He led and supervised his troop
like a king upon a throne.
Was destined to become a dad
when he had grown some more.
Mara and Chewie were his girls;
both of them he did adore.
One day there was a little boy,
who tried to get quite near.
He fell into Harambe's cage
and the folks began to fear.
He tried to save the boy that day.
Confused with all the din,
perhaps he was somewhat too rough
and thought that the boy was kin.
That little boy was standing there
when they shot Harambe dead.
He knew not what was happening,
he was not feeling dread.
The moral of this sad, sad tale
is don’t get in a cage,
neither man nor "savage" beast,
you'll both feel mankind's rage.
Fi Fi Fei Fei Fo Fo Fun Shrek ain't no average ogre son.
I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp
If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stump,
Say Shrek Shrek oh how you get so green Shrek Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine,
I eat Frogs and Dogs and Dungbeetle pie, sometimes I eat my snot and i don't know why.
Give me mud be my bud but don't mean no dud, I'll be rocking this vest 'cause i'm an original stud.
Fi Fi Fei Fei Fo Fo Fun Shrek ain't no average ogre son.
3 Pigs Here's what i build a house of pain and then i put humpty together again,
O'l Pinokkio's nose keeps on getting longer, but me and my donkey we'll be getting stronger,
Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood, Shreks in town yo he knows what's good,
If you're looking for rhymes put away that map, nothing is better then shrek 'cause this ogre can rap