"MANATEE STEELFIST!!! is like the second coming, just without me smiting every living thing and no eternal torment. I think I might have to rethink some things." - God

"When I fought MANATEE STEELFIST!!! it was like getting hit by a nuclear powered freight train driven by a sperm whale. One hit KO, it's a miracle I have any bones left. " - Chuck Lidell

"MANATEE STEELFIST!!! is like Budha combined with Ghengis Khan, I would have thought it impossible to combine that kind of virulent masculinity with such a profound spiritual serenity, but MANATEE STEELFIST!!! clearly proves me wrong." - The Dalai Lama

"Wait, why do we have thousands of gods when MANATEE STEELFIST!!! is better than all of them in every way? I should probably stop bothering with my epic." Vishnu

"What I never told anyone was that the Trojan Horse was actually MANATEE STEELFIST!!!, and no one hid inside. We didn't even trick the Trojans, he just smashed right through the gates. If only I had have accepted his offer for a ride back to Ithaca. I wouldn't have had that whole ten year Odyssey to deal with." - Odysseus