Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

it has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

added to trade 4 the festive amby

yeah buddy nice try scamming me!
#bangangweed

+rep he knifed my ass

wanna buy back yomps scattergun i sold u if u wanna sell it

noob..

Dumb baby

stupid kid

dont tell them that

WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE THIS MONSTER HAS ADDED TO "SIGN HIS SCATTERGUN": HE IS TRYING TO GRAB YOUR IP SO HE CAN COME BE BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU IN REAL LIFE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

JEFF WHATS WRONG WITH HIS COMPUTER

JUMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you be gaming up in paradise brother.. rest in peace, we'll miss you always

+ rep

+rep great player at tf2center always plays medic and is great

+rep doordashed mcdonalds

+rep gave good tips

foot

+forward

egg

cringe

egg

Now this guy, THIS guy's good

+rep ggs : ]

thank man for calling a hero in TF2. That boost made better then i ever played. I will like to rethank you King. You are truly a great guy. I wish I could say that earlier but i cant communicate in TF2. I hope this comment does you well. Happy holidays