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Okay yeah, Marvel Rivals plays pretty well. Tight mechanics, fun chaos, iconic characters, and great ♥♥♥♥ talking; but can we talk about the skins for a second? Because I wasn’t prepared. Some of these outfits bend over backwards to achieve fan service not seen since overwatch rule 34. Like, why is it legal for so many heroes to be double cheeked up in 4K? I went in expecting a hero shooter, not a slow descent into hog cranking madness. Every time I unlock a new skin, I swear my brain short-circuits a little. I’m not even ashamed to admit that the goon cave has never been this filthy: 🍆/10.

you get to dwive big twuck, what more could you want

still as unfinished and poopy as it was 10 years ago

a poker themed rougelike that doesn't really play like anything like poker. great low time investment game that remains compelling after hundreds of runs.

updates to the game have made it crash frequently :(

glitches literally prevent story progression, unlikely to ever be fixed.

love boners

I just like the rain sounds

after a few rounds (between 3-5) i'm getting from removed from the match by battleye. It will happily let you attempt reconnecting over and over again while warning out about the matchmaking penalty you'll get. Seems to be common issue since last patch (several friends have had this problem too). No fix in sight other than hoping that this particular reinstall of battleye or R6 works.

This is a fantastic little rougelike that's great for wasting a little bit of time here and there. Definitely worth the $5 I spent on it.