Recent reviews by Chase the Hedgehog

This game is pretty darn fun, and funny! It can be a pain to draw sometimes but that's really just my complete ineptitude with drawing on anything that isn't paper. Besides it's goofy listening to the citizens and trying to make them buy the absolutely most horrific items every created by humankind.

It took me ages to figure out where this page was located so I had no idea what was actually included in this pack! But I love the clown hair and could not live without it so thank goodness I got this, I'm serious I love the clown hair it makes my character look like a grizzled circus mage!

This game was boring, but honestly that gives it a little too much credit.

While the graphics are perfectly pixelated that's the highest praise I can give it because every other aspect was cracka-lackin.
The combat is stiff I'm talking graveyard stiff like a dying dandelion brushing against your leg, lifeless. Maybe it was my love for another, *wink wink* Heroes of Hammerwatch, but the short time I spent in the first dungeon with my good ol' pal left me not even wanting more because we had our fill by the first boss. Honestly the recommendation for "normal" feels like a scam, "make you sure you level up your characters before trying a harder difficulty" was non-sense because the boss like every other crowd of enemies left us confused as to why we were grunting so hard with nothing to show for it as they all crumpled to the ground dead.

Like other negative reviews have mentioned, my favorite part of the gameplay loop was swapping every equipped item my character was using after each crowd of monsters we fought. If I wanted to play an inventory simulator game, I'd log onto Roblox.

Each of the 4 skill trees having 80+ points to invest also felt bloated, maybe if the underlying ARPG felt alive I'd give a damn about 2 extra meters for my lighting suck attack but once again I must reiterate the absolute underwhelming enemies that did no more than 2 damage every 30 minutes.

Signing off, Bazinga

What can I say, dying is a whole lot easier when an Old God is looking mighty fine.

One of the cutest games I've seen in awhile, it's a fun linear adventure game in the top down style. The jokes can be hit or miss but overall I liked them enough to keep going and one specifically really did get me right in the middle.
If you're interested in getting a nice game that's quick to play through that lets you wear cute hats, what could be better?

I'm not really sure what to say, I was goofing on some of the negative reviews prior to playing since seeing it being played looked fine-to-good but that wasn't really my experience.
This game just feels wrong, and I didn't enjoy my short time trying out the characters. Along with the fact that there is a noticeably lack of minor/major features. Not being able to dodge, unlimited shielding, a slowness when doing inputs, the lack of animations or reuse of them, and other random nitpicks.
I won't say other people won't enjoy it, I know a few that do but try not to kid yourself if you're finding that it isn't up your alley. Refund the game and hope it gets better or don't, and if you enjoy the game I'm glad but I think I'll keep playing Slap City which I wholeheartedly suggest and is much much much more worth the money.

You know what it is

So here's the thing, do I have a hero complex? Of course who doesn't want to be the cool savior, but can I properly build a fuel efficient engine for a tiny boat that flips and rolls over in the frozen arctic sea? No I can't so those innocent oil rig workers will die on my watch as I drift along to the neon orange glow of the fire shimmering on the dread instilling black waves.

Don't Duck under this game, let it slap it right smack dab in the center of your pretty little jaw because it's game time folks. If this quarantine never ends at least I've raised 7 kids with sandwiches and brutal blood lust brought about by the taunts of my friends

It's been like 20 years since I played this game but it was okay when I did. DayZ is definitely a videogame though.