Roboti_c's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:55pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:46pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:05pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 4:24am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 5:24am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 5:20am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 6:10pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 11:28am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 11:29am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:40am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 4:44am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:16am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 9:35pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:44pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 8:39pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2021 @ 10:17pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2021 @ 5:31am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:30am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:27am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 9:28pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:38am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2021 @ 4:37pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2021 @ 5:45pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 1:41am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2021 @ 5:27am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 12:04am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 3:26pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 2:36pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 31 May, 2021 @ 5:16am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

15 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

21 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

7 / 30