Recente recensies door RoboRexton

Christmas Dubstep Gun? WIN!

I can honestly say this is one of the best single player games ever.
From saving your buddies from aliens to whacking strippers with giant dildos, this game is worth hours of fun.

Great game, worth the $2.00 :)

EDIT: Picked the game back up after a while to get all the achievements, and holy crap it was easy.
So, are you an achievement ♥♥♥♥♥? Yes? GOOD! Because this is one of those fun easy games that you can get all the achievements on in about 1 or 2 hours. (Note that my hours on the game were spent primarily having fun in game not achievement hunting. So no, it doen't take 20+ hours to get these achievements.)

My favorite aspect of the game is reputation. It's great! I love the whole idea of heroes and bandits. Personally I prefer the route of heroism. I really see no point in killing someone, other than for their loot, but then again... without bandits, who would I need to protect?

10/10 Would combine Rust, DayZ, and Minecraft again.

EDIT: As of 3.0, there isn't reputation. rip

This game used to be good. Go play something else, this game is out of its prime. Cheaters, and griefers everywhere, and they never get punished.

This game is wonderful, why couldn't they just make it multiplayer, instead of all this "elder scrolls online" bull !@#$

EDIT: This review is very outdated, and since the addition of the white locked doors, this no longer works.


I have created the best strategy at beting this game. Ever.
It took me only 27 minutes to beat it, and I beat it at lunch of Day 3.

The problem is everyone thinks of the most elaborate scheems ever to beat the game (through the vent, digging underground, etc.) But this plan is simple, and I mean SIMPLE. All you have to do is collect a few things:

1. Tub of talcum powder
2. Toothpaste
3. Comb/Toothbrush
4. Lighter
5. Somewhat good weapon

After collecting these things your going to require at least 80 intel so you can craft the tub of talcum powder and toothbrush into a wad of putty, then use the lighter and comb/toothbrush to make molten plastic. After doing so get at least 35 health (70 strength), and around 40 speed or so.

Now that you've got all the hard work done, it's time for the fun part. You're going to beat up gaurds until you have the one with a staff key, if he doesn't have the red staff key, don't take it. When you find the one with the red staff key take it off him, and combine the key with the wad of putty. and it is EXTREMELY imortant that after you make the staff key mold you put the real staff key back on him. If you don't do so you will lose all your items. Now you have a staff key mold. craft the staff key mold with the molten plastic So you will get a plastic staff key. Once you have this you're ready to escape. All you have to do is when the guards are doing rolecall (So 3 of them are occupied, and 2 are guarding) You run out the front door, select the staff key, click one of the doors with a red lock with you're plastic staff key, and run out the unlocked door to freedom.

If you've read this far, thanks for taking the time to read this quick guide to win easy, and I hope it helps!

*Do you like rocks?
No :/

*Do you like beating people to death with rocks?
Uhm, Sure?

*Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Okay :I

10/10