I was taken aback when I came across this person during my game session today. Here I am minding my own business, gaming, when suddenly I am assaulted by the most putrid smell. I look to my right and lo and behold, Robby Roner stands next to me. The scent was so powerful I almost dropped to my knees. Luckily I was able to muster just enough strength to get out of the room and into breathable air. I'm serious, if I was a frail old woman, or a small child I would not have made it.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

I caught this individual grooming my child.

can i get some poontang please ma’am *kneels*

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-play crazy frog