When I was 5 years old I got an injury that was not fatal yet it made my life miserable enough to make me wish I was dead. I was walking down the street and I bent over to pick up a Pokemon Card I saw on the ground. As I bent down, a bull headbutted my butt. I was immediately taken to the hospital and the doctors found out that my anal sphincter had been permanently closed and I would be unable to ♥♥♥♥ for the rest of my life. Every single day I need to have my ♥♥♥♥ taken out through a medical procedure.

Everyone in the school made fun of me. For several years, there had not been a single day I didn't cry enough to make my eyes dry. I tried very hard to ♥♥♥♥ but to no avail. I flexed my butt and screamed so loud I almost became a super Saiyan but nothing happened. Eventually I accepted my fate as a lonely, bullied, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ person. But after 10 long years you did something miraculous to me. Even as I am writing this, tears of joy are rolling down my cheek, because your post made me ♥♥♥♥ myself.

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

What was the point in asking that? Why can’t you just say “hey, nice vagina, lucky guy”. I worked hard to get that ♥♥♥♥♥. I struggled for years trying to find the one and you just want to take that for granted? You just think your micro penis would produce enough dead sperm to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tadpole let alone a baby? I am a stud. She’s letting me conquer that ♥♥♥♥♥ by divine right. We’re gonna have 10, 11, maybe 12 babies and none of them are going to even know who you are let alone share your incestuous Neanderthal DNA. I have superior genes. I make her ovulate despite her being on an IUD simply by existing on the same planet as her. My sperm are in my balls right now having revolutionary conflicts deciding which ones get to knock her up and your sperm are screaming “please, master, stop murdering us to pictures of ladies in a state of euphoric pregnancy you will never cause for the fifteenth time today.”

Your weak genes will never get passed down. You couldn’t ♥♥♥♥ a Stoke Mandeville Hospital patient if you were Jimmy Savile. When you ♥♥♥ into a Kleenex, it dissolves into ash. How your father made one hundred million sperm and you were the quickest is a scientific anomaly, but the mongrel freak show that is your family tree will end with you.

Deleting your comment doesn’t change the fact you said ”would you let two men breed you?” Only one man will ever breed her and that is the only man with the genetic stock to make it happen. I ♥♥♥ quarts, and when she smells my musk she ovulates like crazy.

We’re going to upload the birthing videos to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so you can watch a real woman enter a state of ecstatic bliss heaving out the next generation of genetic super soldiers while your sheets are crustier than that series of screws and levers your mother calls a ♥♥♥♥. The fact that you would be so audacious as to offer your paralytic seed to a Goddess as divine as my breeding sow shows that you lack the mental capacity to satisfy the easiest of women. I hope the last of your needless spermatozoa commit ritualistic seppuku in disgrace, and that your testicles walk away from your body and donate themselves to the man who put his balls in a wood chipper because he’d have one billion times the genetic value of you.

Get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, you disgust me and you disgust my queen.