guys my teacher caught me drawing hentai in class💀, what do I do? It wasn't THAT extreme, I was only drawing ass, but I covered up the drawing in time. The problem was that I had a ahem reference photos... on my phone... and my teacher totally saw.... WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭

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⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑
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⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐
⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔
⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕
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I want to ♥♥♥♥ mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive ♥♥♥♥. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my ♥♥♥♥ as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my ♥♥♥ like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement
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that’s an awfully taunt

sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

Every day, right after the pledge of allegiance and before the morning announcements, teacher would have us line up single-file clockwise around the room so we each got a fair chance to threaten to murder her with our guns. If you forgot your handgun at home that day, or your mom forgot to pack it for you, you didn’t get to threaten teacher’s life and instead had to clean out the chalkboard erasers while watching your friends and peers shove weapons in your teacher’s face. That was the worst, when mom would forget to pack my gun, because I hated cleaning those erasers. They always irritated my sinuses.