Recent reviews by Help I'm Stranded

Not more of the same, and not in a good way.

Developers idea of NG+ is to force you to create an entirely new save file without any of your previous progress carrying over so that you can play in the new hardest difficulty. Very cool.

Kills 99.9% of all germs

Recent update with Seekers of the Storm broke fundamental aspects of the game. Thanks Gearbox.

Snoy gone

Needs an optimization pass, desperately.

I'm going to keep playing because at this point I'm too invested, but Fromsoft lied through their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth about what this game was going to be. It feels more like a Souls clone than an AC game far more frequently than is acceptable. The focus on boss fights over AC fights is honestly the worst part, but the game as a whole just doesn't feel right.

Hold tight, don't fight, don't lose the power

Dangerous.

This game currently sits at 99% positive reviews and that means the remaining 1% of you are liars.