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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:57am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 12:04pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:06am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:14am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 8:25am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:15am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:13am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:30am

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:05am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 3:19am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:45am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:47am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:57am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:40am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:25am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:15am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:13am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 10:28am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?