Look at this payday 2 goober

Hey this is Alex from the Small Wiener Club, sorry to get back to you so late I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. I am sorry to say that I don't think that I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at your wiener is massive, I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod. That's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. It does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous shmeat somewhere else.

Sad

Too long, Tony.

It has been.

thank